Welcome to Barovia (D&D Parody)
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Welcome to Barovia
Have a look around
Evilness is lurking
In this valley that you've found
We've got Plenty of Plot Hooks
Some Evil, Some Good
If you're still feeling hopeful here
You've misunderstood
Welcome to Ravenloft
Come and take a seat
Would you like to try a glass of wine
Or some suspicious meat
There's no need to worry
You're my humble guest, haha
Until you start to bore me
Then your blood I'll ingest
Welcome to Barovia
What would you prefer
Would you fight for peasants rights
Or be a party saboteur
Be happy
Be thirsty
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different quests to engage
Welcome to Ravenloft
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for draining plasma
Here's my love who sadly died
We've got zombies and Werewolfs
And Magical Swords
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of me and Ireena Kolyana getting married and staying together forever
Welcome to Barovia
Hold on to your Soul
Cause you just escaped the Death House
So you're under my control
It's foggy and oppressive
I'll give you a tour
You'll never leave here, of that I am sure
See a Man beheaded
Get dejected, have a drink
Bring me Paintings of Ireena
Tell me every thought you think
Form a Party, start a fire
Just don't mess with this Vampire
Give you all that you desire
Till you find out I'm a liar then you-
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your Monk!
Why do Women never love me?
Here's a Dagger, Kill your Monk
What type of hero are you?
Take a Card and See
I brought you to this Demi-plane
To be playthings for me!
Could I Interest you in visiting
For all of time?
Insanity and suffering
For all the Time
Fratricide's a tragedy and I'm bored all the Time
You are here to entertain me
For all of time
Could I Interest you in visiting
For all of time?
Insanity and suffering
For all the Time
Fratricide's a tragedy and I'm bored all the Time
You are here to entertain me
For all of time