I'm Gonna Strangle You Shorty
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Well halfway to Louisiana
Halfway to Alabam'
I seen shorty runnin' down the highway
Lookin' like a worried man
I rolled down my window
I told him to hop on in
I never had to stop on the old blacktop
I heard a woman yellin' after him
I'm gonna strangle you shorty
Lordy Lordy Lordy
That is what she said
I'm gonna strangle you shorty
Lordy Lordy Lordy
You're way up over your head
We pulled into Tuscaloosa
Found a bar by the side of the road
I ordered us an order of French fries
Shorty went to lighten his load
The waitress happened to see him
I never seen anyone so sore
The skillet come a flyin' out the kitchen
Shorty runnin' out the door
I'm gonna strangle you shorty
Lordy Lordy Lordy
That is what she said
I'm gonna strangle you shorty
Lordy Lordy Lordy
You're way up over your head
We pulled into Texarkana
Shorty sweatin' his short life span
Sure as the wind gonna blow again
Here come that woman with a frying pan
I ran east and shorty ran west
I never seen which way he went
Next day I saw his picture in the paper
He was lyin' by a frying pan whose handle was a bent
I'm gonna strangle you shorty
Lordy Lordy Lordy
That is what she said
I'm gonna strangle you shorty
Lordy Lordy Lordy
You're way up over your head