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Lube For The Sleigh
Matt Rogers
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Every year, the story is always the same
There's too many presents to fit in the big bag on the sleigh
And every year, Santa knows just what to say
When all of the elves claim the bag's way too tight
And maybe we shouldn't do this tonight
Santa gets crafty, 'cause Santa knows
He goes to his tool shed, he goes to get
The lube for the sleigh
Nobody asks why Santa has so much lube Lube for the sleigh
The lube for the sleigh
Break out the Gun Oil and fire away
Cover the presents in lube
Lube for the sleigh
This year, the kids have been extra good
There's so many presents, so there's gonna be so much lube
Elves break their backs making presents all year
But this Christmas, they don't have to fear because
There's lube for the sleigh
It sort of makes sense but it's weird to think about
Because Santa's old, right?
He needs lube for his sleigh
The lube for the sleigh
Santa saves Christmas
Then dicks down his wife Lube on the presents tonight
Lube for the sleigh
And in the midnight hour, on one of Santa's breaks
Donner and Blitzen, they find themselves all alone
And in that moment of pure attraction
That's when those reindeers recognize
"Oh my God, we really are animals Thank God we have lube"
Lube, oh There's lube, oh The lube
Lube, oh, There's lube, oh
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