Log In
Popularity ยท Low
YouTube
Searching YouTube...
Lyrics
Google swag, got a bag
Gamble like I'm proctor
Got a nurse, and a vet
But I'm not a doctor
That's a bet, get a check
Now they wanna stop her
Hit the game, in the face
Like a Soccer Bopper
Yeah that hurt, it's okay
Please just don't tell mama
Internet gon' connect
When I try to login
Yah yah yah (Wait)
It won't let me log in
Hold up hold up Hold up (Wow)
Something's very wrong here
My authentication used to be double factor
I think someone logged in and then changed my password
Now I'm really locked out, I can't pass the CAPTCHAS
My entire homepage must have gotten captured
Alphabet, what the heck? let me call support
Google Translate Lady we will soon repair your door (OK!)
In the meantime it is Een time why not go on tour?
I really like that idea, sure!
Google swag, got a bag
Gamble like I'm proctor
Got a nurse, and a vet
But I'm not a doctor
That's a bet, get a check
Now they wanna stop her
Hit the game, in the face
Like a Soccer Bopper
Yeah that hurt, it's okay
Please just don't tell mama
Internet gon' connect
When I try to login
Yah yah yah (Wait)
It won't let me log in
Hold up hold up Hold up (Wow)
Something's very wrong here
Hey Google Analytics, you handle the business
My sister Google Maps will help handle logistics (turn left)
Seems that we can really get this
We can turn my bars into a family business
I'm so happy I don't know what to do
Thank you for supporting me my dreams will come true
I can't wait to do this it will be something new
Family I'm glad it's not between me and you (yah)
Google swag, got a bag
Gamble like I'm proctor
Got a nurse, and a vet
But I'm not a doctor
That's a bet, get a check
Now they wanna stop her
Hit the game, in the face
Like a Soccer Bopper
Yeah that hurt, it's okay
Please just don't tell mama
Internet gon' connect
When I try to login
Yah yah yah (Wait)
It won't let me log in
Hold up hold up Hold up (Wow)
Something's very wrong here
My opening acts are engines from all around
Making this music and we're making these sounds
Coming together we can paint every town
Anywhere that they meet us it will be going down (guaranteed!)
I'm so glad I don't have to rely on plan B (eek)
I'm so glad that my family understands me (cap)
It's finally my time to shine (yah)
It's time to make words rhyme
Google swag, got a bag
Gamble like I'm proctor
Got a nurse, and a vet
But I'm not a doctor
That's a bet, get a check
Now they wanna stop her
Hit the game, in the face
Like a Soccer Bopper
Yeah that hurt, it's okay
Please just don't tell mama
Internet gon' connect
When I try to login
Yah yah yah (Wait)
It won't let me log in
Hold up hold up Hold up (Wow)
Something's very wrong here
Thank you everyone for coming out
This will be a show you'll never forget