Bad Luck
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I spent my last dollar on this chew in my cheek
And I don't get paid for at least a damn week
WiFi went out about an hour ago
And now I can't watch the damn rodeo
Mud on my boots, can't keep my shirt clean
Sold my best guitar to buy a washing machine
Can't get no lovin' from the microwave oven
But my hungry man is frozen so I guess I'm eating nothin'
Every dog, supposed to get his day
But joy is just a needle in a stack of hay
Misery is said to love company
Well ain't nobody every gave a damn about me
Yeah. I'm Bad luck
I'm a walking tragedy
I'm the saddest, sum bitch you don't ever wanna meet
I got a raw deal, and it's a damn shame
Catastrophic inconvenience is my middle name
I break mirrors, I'm walking under ladders
When I come into a room, everybody scatter
Nothin' goes my way, yeah, I'm just stuck
With bad luck
My horse got fat and outgrew his saddle
The rain dun wreck my favorite ping pong paddle
Tried to milk my cows to churn my own butter
But the Heffer only had one big udder
Rooster keeps waking me up too early
First date went bad with my second cousin Shirley
Grandma ran her mower over my favorite steer
God damn it, I just knocked over my last cold beer
I've been insulted by my own reflection
My last lover only left behind an infection
She'd be here if not for one sad factor
I couldn't get her off with the size of my tractor
I'm Bad luck
I'm a walking tragedy
I'm the saddest, sum bitch you don't ever wanna meet
I got a raw deal, and it's a damn shame
Catastrophic inconvenience is my middle name
I break mirrors, I'm walking under ladders
When I come into a room, everybody scatter
Nothin' goes my way, yeah, I'm just stuck
With bad luck