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Beer Medley - Live at History

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Thank you guys You okay if we do some drinking songs? 'Cause I could use a drink I need a drink, let's go Oh, let's get the, uh, you know Let's get the thing that we spent 700 bucks on yesterday So our dad told us we have way too many drinking songs And we do, we do, we definitely do But that's because we love to drink So instead of, uh, doing one by one, we did a medley It's called the beer medley A party ain't a party Until you got one A Friday ain't a Friday Happy Friday, y'all Until you pop one So if you got a cooler full of the usual And you could use a little throwback Or you got a line in, but they ain't bitin' Go ahead and pull that tab Nothin' takes the heat out of a summer Makes it feel good in a damn good time You can make them mounds change color Or your own sepia thrown on ice Nothin' takes the edge off 'round five o'clock It's always that time somewhere, man Nothin' hits like nothin' fits right in your hand Like a beer can Yip yip, take a little sip sip That silver bullet go You gotta sing that, it goes, "Yip yip, sip sip" Yip yip, take a little sip sip Keep it Yeti cold Do it, ready, go Okay Yip yip, sip sip One, two, three, four Yip yip, take a little sip sip Alright We got a couple more, I'm trustin' you, Toronto Go Yip yip, take a little sip sip Last one, one, two, three, four Yip yip, take a little sip sip Like a Like a beer can Alright, we got to put this next song out With one of our, uh, good, good friends He's just starting out in his own career Nate Holler, have you heard of him? Anybody? Nate Holler and Brett Kissel This song is called "Somewhere to Drink" It's somewhere to drink, somewhere to chill Somewhere to hide your hat hair with a flat bill That you gotta go to rendezvous What you go to when you know you Somewhere downtown or in the country A spot you found with your honey A hole in the wall, circled-up trucks in the parking lot Yeah, everybody's got somewhere to drink Somewhere to drink Somewhere to drink Somewhere to drink Somewhere to drink Oh yeah, put your hands up in the street, yeah A concrete jungle, a beach town bungalow Or out at the county line If you're new to town, take a ride around It won't take long to find Oh my gosh Alright, should we get the props going here? Let's stand up Yeah, yeah, yeah Bring 'em out, bring 'em out Bring 'em out, bring 'em out This is "Happy Hour," you ready? Why limit happy to an hour When we got all day to drink? On a boat, in a bar, in your friend's backyard Good times fly by in a blink And I think if there's twenty-four hours in a day And there's twenty-four ice-cold cans in a case Yeah, that's life just tryin' to say Why limit happy to an hour? Careful, ah, ah Why limit happy to an hour? Yeah Why limit happy to an hour? Oh yeah, smart Uh-huh Alright Moving right along through this beer medley here So this next song is cool We wrote this over Zoom at my house in Toronto And, uh, we didn't know, we didn't think anything was gonna come of it But then We got a call one day from Mr. Dean Brody And he asked if we could cut it with our friend Jade Eagleson This song is called "More Drinkin' Than Fishin'" Let's hear you sing over us I've been nonstop ridin' blacktop Feeling that dawn landlock, I need to change it up It's a good day for a twelve pace On a lake with some bait and a twelve o'clock buzz Well, I ain't no bass pro But I can shake a line and that's somethin' And this beer here is ice cold So even if I'm reelin' in nothin', what? I got a buddy with a boat, my two-stroke's got blue Yeti Ready, ice conditions Got my gas in the tank on a riverbank Yeah, we ain't makin' no waves, but we're tippin' All the tops have been popped, but the bobber ain't popped Only thing that I've caught's a blue ribbon Ain't got one bite, but we're doin' alright 'Cause we're doin' more drinkin' than fishin' Yeah, we're doin' more drinkin' than fishin', yeah Should we get the, uh, the special props? Yeah, bring 'em out, bring 'em out If I caught one Then I wouldn't be throwin' back But I ain't caught none So I just keep throwin' back I got a buddy with a boat, Merc two stroke Sky blue yeti, ready as conditions I got the gas in the tank on the river bank Yeah, we ain't making no waves, but we're tippin' All the tops have been popped, but the bobber ain't popped Only thing that I caught's a blue ribbon Ain't got one back, but we're doin' alright 'Cause we're doin' more drinkin' than fishin' Ain't got one back, but we're doin' alright 'Cause we're doin' more drinkin' than fishin', yeah Wrote a postcard to you, baby 'Cause you've been on my mind a whole lot lately Popped a twelve pack, kicked back And thought I'd get a little gone too Got a new crush, she's that head rush Well, she's one hell of a whole lot more fun Than your heart that's as cold as this can that I'm holding onto So between me and you I'm drunk, I'm wasted I'm high, hell, I'm faded My vision's blurry, but I hope I'm being perfectly clear Because this buzz I've been chasing Is better than my love that you wasted And if you ever think I wish you were here No, I wish you were beer So if you ever get to missing me And wishing you could come back home You should know I'll be super busy tipsy 'cause she lets me tap her keg all night long I'm drunk, I'm wasted I'm high, hell, I'm faded My vision's blurry, but I hope I'm being perfectly clear I wish you were beer 'Cause this buzz I've been chasing Is better than my love that you wasted And if you ever think I wish you were here And if you ever think I wish you were here And if you ever think I wish you were here No, I wish you were beer 'Cause I'm drunk, I'm wasted I'm high, hell, I'm faded My vision's blurry, but I hope I'm being perfectly clear Because this buzz I've been chasing Is better than my love that you wasted And if you ever think I wish you were here No, I wish you were beer