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The Coup
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Man, what the fuck is he talking about?
Man, they say we supposed to be watching this training film
Okay now, settle down everybody. We're here
To watch a training video on shoplifting
Okay
All OmniMart team members must diligently watch out for shoplifters
Here at OmniMart, we are all a team. We must protect the property
Of the team. If the OmniMart team loses, you, a team member
Lose too. Here are a few ways to spot shoplifters. If an OmniMart
Visitor is putting an item in their pocket or stuffing it in
Their pants, they may be shoplifting, taking from the team
Yours ain't working yet, man?
Stop shoplifting by any means necessary
Your ass breath killer ain't working yet?
Call a team leader, call security, physically restrain them
Consider it, man. I think it's about to start working
Beat them. There is nothing more important
Than the OmniMart team. OmniMart feeds you
Hey, excuse me, excuse me. Can I say something?
You are part of OmniMart. OmniMart is part of you
I don't know what the fuck y'all tripping off, but you
Don't think I'ma spend a hundred and fifty dollars for
Four hundred dollars for clothes? Shit, I love boosters
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