Relish
Charles At Work
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I was taught that the world is my eggshell
That's why I don't know how to flex well
But I blow your mind, yeah I pop your skull bubble
Every time I write a new ditty like full frontal
I become great in the booth like Superman
You just suck like a Hoover can, I've been maneuverin'
You stink like manure man
While I excel like a Uber van (damn)
Getting messages and they're coming in clear
From the other side where the grass is greener
I'm 'bout to bubble up like bathroom cleaner
You don't like me? I don't like you either
On some old shit, just checked my beeper
On some clothes shit, gray sweats white sneakers
On some church shit, lookin' like yo preacher
On some merch shit, you can buy my t-shirt
Ibuprofen for breakfast
Someone almost gave me a Lexus (true story)
But my dad said I didn't deserve it (real shit)
That shit made me wanna fuckin' punch a hard surface
That's a real "BRUH" moment
Yeah that shit don't make no sense
Goddamn, these drinks are potent
Scheduled a meeting but I gotta postpone it
This shit is the pits like kalamata olives
I be dropping truth cuz I got a lot of knowledge
Wait, that's the opposite of honest
I don't know shit, my brain's basically a sausage
Getting messages and they're coming in clear
From the other side where the grass is greener
I'm 'bout to bubble up like bathroom cleaner
You don't like me? I don't like you either
On some old shit, just checked my beeper
On some clothes shit, gray sweats white sneakers
On some church shit, lookin' like yo preacher
On some merch shit, you can buy my t-shirt
I'm going out on a limb
Like a first date in a treehouse
I bet that I could make you scream "Oh my god"
like some youth group kids at a retreat house
Murder the pussy like I'm Luke Magnotta
Made your girl return the things you bought her
She got a SIMP sorta like Homer
Gave her the D for free, I'm a organ donor
Bank account lookin like a presidential cemetery (45 dollars)
Thinkin' bout giving all this cheddar to the bitch I marry
But the girls I keep meeting, these chicks are very temporary
Plus they're boring like reading a dictionary
Getting messages and they're coming in clear
From the other side where the grass is greener
I'm 'bout to bubble up like bathroom cleaner
You don't like me? I don't like you either
On some old shit, just checked my beeper
On some clothes shit, gray sweats white sneakers
On some church shit, lookin' like yo preacher
On some merch shit, you can buy my t-shirt
I don't give a fuck like a celibate
All these fuckin' lines are irrelevent
I'm just saying shit for the helluvit
Take a boring story and embellish it
A good memory's like a hot dog, I relish it