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Murder!

Kevin Murphy & Dan Studney
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JIMMY Remember me, Ralph? I'm about to fry RALPH Shut up! JIMMY While you and your friends stand idly by My life is a ticking bomb I'm gonna miss my senior prom! You murdered me, Ralph! RALPH Shut up! JIMMY Murdered me! RALPH Murdered you! JIMMY Murdered you! RALPH Murdered him! You might also like The Stuff (Reprise) Dan Studney Maryโ€™s Death Dan Studney Mary Jane/Mary Lane Dan Studney SALLY Everything okay, Ralph? RALPH Don't you see the kid? He's haunting me! MAE Maybe you better cool off on the muggles there RALPH I'm just a little hungry, that's all MARY Remember me, Ralph? I've been sent to Hell A pubescent edition of Jะตzebel It hurts a lot to bend But at lะตast I've made a friend GOAT Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah! MARY Murdered me! RALPH Murdered you? JIMMY Murdered me! RALPH Murdered them! JACK What's eating him? SALLY I think he's had one too many giggle sticks RALPH Man, I'm starvin'. We got any eats? JACK Check the icebox, hotshot RALPH The icebox. That's good. That's good ZOMBIES Open the gate and abandon hope With the ghosts of the kids that got hooked on dope RALPH Way down where it's hot They are saving us a spot RATS You murdered them, Ralph! ALL Murdered 'em! Murdered 'em! Murdered 'em! Murdered 'em! RALPH Fellas, wait! Ya got any cheese, or what? SALLY He's losing it, Jack JACK Gee, you don't suppose MAE He's liable to crack and spill all he knows MAE AND SALLY He's really acting weird JACK Perhaps it's time he disappeared He'd never be missed! I could ZOMBIES AND JACK Murder him! Murder him! Murder him! Murder him! MAE Jack, no! You fire that gun, you'll have the cops right back here... JACK We'll play it your way...for now SALLY Ow! He bit me! RALPH Jack? My tummy's getting rumbly! Feed me! Feed me! SALLY Let go of my arm! Jack, make him stop -- he's giving me the creepin' heebie-jeebies! JACK C'mon, Mae. We'll go and get Ralph a bite MAE Yeah, he's liable to wake the whole building with that racket JACK You. Stay here. Keep him piped down SALLY Jack? I don't like the way he's lookin' at me. Shake a leg with that grub RALPH Leg...grub... MAE Ralph, we have take-away from Dim-Foo's... Ralph? Sally? Where'd they go? JACK They best not have skipped town MAE Sally? Ralph? RALPH I found me a snack, it was nice and fresh MAE AND JACK The weed made him hungry for human flesh JACK Step away, you mug 'Cuz that's a brand new Persian rug MAE He's not gonna stop! ALL Murder him! Murder him! Murder him! Murder him! MAE Oh God, oh God, oh God... JACK Mae! Don't get queer on me now ZOMBIES Open the gate and abandon hope With the ghosts of the kids that got hooked on dope MAE Now I see them, Jack! And they all want their childhoods back! We murdered them, Jack! ALL Murdered them! Murdered them! Murdered them! Murdered them! ZOMBIES Open the gate and abandon hope JACK Pull it together Don't flip your skirt ZOMBIES With the ghosts of the kids that got hooked on dope (The last lines are all sung in tandem) JACK Don't flip your skirt You do the things you gotta do In this dog eat dog eat dog world Survival of the fittest So you murder 'em Before they murder you The winner is the last one left alive! Alive! MAE Now I see them, Jack And they all want their childhoods back! We murdered them, Jack! MAE AND ZOMBIES Murdered 'em! Murdered 'em! Murdered murdered Murdered murdered Murdered murdered Murdered murdered Murdered murdered Murdered Murdered 'em! Till there's no one left alive!