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Canada Post Ain't Coming to Town
Young Poutine
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OGR-Scintilla
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There's so many great Canadian Christmas Traditions
Warm cocoa, ice hockey, World Junior's Tournament
But probably my favourite is just complaining about stuff
You better not shop, you better not buy
Don't check out
It won't arrive
Canada Post ain't coming to town
(and I just ordered new snowshoes)
The workers are pissed
They're all on strike
The unions and the government just want to fight
Canada Post ain't coming to town
(there's got to be someway we can blame this on Trudeau)
Saint Nick won't see that wishlist
The bills will go unpaid
(They would anyways)
Who cares if you've been bad or good
Your gifts will all be late
You better not shop, you better not buy
Don't check out
It won't arrive
Canada Post ain't coming to town
Yep, your screwed this year kids
But hey, it's not all bad there's gotta be a few upsides
You can be cheap
No one will know
You can just blame it on Canada Post
Canada Post ain't coming to town
(Yeah your presents got, uh, lost in the mail)
No stupid cards
No party invites
You can stay home and watch hockey all night
Canada Post ain't coming to town
(There was a party? Oh sorry I missed the invite!)
The elves are cracking brewskies about the time get a break
Who cares if you've been bad or good
Your gifts will all be late
You better not shop, you better not buy
Don't check out
It won't arrive
Canada Post ain't coming to town
The workers are pissed, they're all on strike
The unions and the government just want to fight
Cause Canada Post ain't coming to town
(oh no)
That's right I said Canada Post ain't coming to town
Merry friggin Christmas everybody
Stay warm out there
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