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The Internet Is for Porn
Rick Lyon
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Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself
And I'm going to teach something relevant
Something modern, "The internet"
The internet is really, really great (for porn)
I've got a fast connection so i don't have to wait (for porn)
What?
There's always some new site (for porn)
I browse all day and night (for porn)
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light (for porn)
Trekkie! (The internet is for porn)
Trekkie! (The internet is for porn)
What are you doing?
Why you think the net was born?
Porn, porn, porn
Trekkie
Oh hello, Kate Monster
You are ruining my song
Oh, me sorry, me no mean to
Well, if you wouldn't mind, please be quiet for a minute so I can finish?
Okey-dokey
Good
I'm glad we have this new technology (for porn, oops!)
Which gives us untold opportunity (for porn, oops, sorry!)
Right from you own desktop (for-)
You can research, browse, and shop
Until you've had enough, and you're ready to stop (for porn!)
Trekkie! (The internet is for porn)
No (the internet if for porn)
Trekkie! (Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn)
That's gross! You're a pervert!
Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster
No really, you're a pervert
Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet
Ooh? (What?)
You have no idea! Ready normal people?
Ready (ready, ready)
Let me hear it!
The internet is for porn (sorry, Kate)
The internet is for porn (I masturbate)
All these guys unzip their flies for porn, porn, porn
The internet is not for porn (porn, porn)
Hold on a second!
Now, I happen to know for a fact that you, Rob
Check your portfolio and trade stocks online (that's correct)
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com (sure!)
And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay (yes I do!)
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card (true)
Oh, but Kate, what you think he do after? Hmm?
Yeah (eeww!)
The internet is for porn (gross!)
The internet is for porn (I hate porn)
Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn (I hate men)
Porn, porn, porn, porn (I'm leaving)
Porn, porn, porn, porn (I hate the internet)
The internet is for, internet is for, internet is for porn!
Yeah!
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