You Can’t Teach an Old Dog New Tricks
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Somethings in life are hard
I just don't know where to start
So I decide to stick to what I know
But that just ain't the way
In this modern age and day
And there for this is what my friends all have to say
(We have to say)
That's why you can't teach an old dog new tricks
'Cos if it's not broke then it don't need to be fixed
Stuck in my ways, some say I'm strange
But I just ain't a fan of change
That's why you can't teach this old dog new tricks
Now then, folk call me fashionable
But this old thing's smart casual
Too sentimental nothing goes to waste
Stop caring what you're wearing
Go bold, go bright, go daring!
I've been wearing these since 1998
(1998)
Call me a traditionalist of sorts
I'd win if it were a sport
'Cos I'm the very best at being me!
A leopard changes spots, more often than my socks
Never too old to learn
Now then we shall see!
(Now we shall see!)
That's why you can't teach this old dog new tricks
'Cos if it's not broke then it don't need to be fixed
Stuck in my ways, some say I'm strange
But I just ain't a fan of change
But you just can't teach this old dog new tricks
Now then, where was I?
The world wide web is just one big hole
An eternity to find that discount code
The box at checkout means that one exists!
I won't give up, it's just not me
Feeling cheated of free delivery
My friends think I should just resist and quit!
(Yes you should quit!)
I'll make it known I do enjoy my sleep
To snooze before nine feel such a treat
The simple cure for when I'm feeling blue
But it takes a fraction of distraction
From some good old Netflix action
And I realize to my surprise
That the clock (Is chiming two)
That's why you can't teach this old dog new tricks
'Cos if it's not broke then it don't need to be fixed
Stuck in my ways, some say I'm strange
But I just ain't a fan of change
That's why you can't teach this old dog new tricks
Now then, where was I?
Procrastination is my final flaw
My mind feels the need to explore
Writing lists I just dismiss so easily
See a nice big shiny thing and
Oh, oh hello—it's been so long hasn't it
Oh, oh—where was I?
That's why you can't teach this old dog new tricks
'Cos if it's not broke then it don't need to be fixed
Stuck in my ways, some say I'm strange
But I just ain't a fan of change
That's why you can't teach this old dog new tricks
(Then again now)
That's why you can't teach this old dog new tricks
'Cos if it's not broke then it don't need to be fixed
Stuck in my ways, some say I'm strange
But I just ain't a fan of change
That's why you can't teach this old dog new tricks