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I Don't Care About Award Shows

Rachel Bloom
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I don't care about award shows. They have nothing to do with art. I don't need to beg for some acclaim to desperately build my fame. I write and sing and act to be a part... of a community of people who value integrity I don't care about award shows. I don't need the shallow praise. I don't have the inkling of a yen I'd rather sit in my den wearing black and reading ancient Grecian plays. All the world's a stage and all the men are only players. So why would a hunk of tin be in my prayers? I only pray about emotions or when to use a comma and when I pray, I pray to Dionysus the Greek god of drama. That's right, I pray to Greek gods I'm classically trained... I don't care about award shows. Or wearing gowns like this. I'd rather act Chekhov than answer a heck of a lot of red carpet questions about who's the most fun to kiss... "The answer's Ryan." I don't care about award shows. The only award I care about is the one for not caring about award shows And for that I am so proud. "That award kinda looks like an Emmy!" Well that's just happenstance! "Ow!" I don't care about award shows. Oh. And I'd like to thank the fans! "And I'd also like to thank Zeus, Aphrodite Les Moonves, and the guy who wrote Notting Hill."