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13 The Pants
Brad Paisley
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Thirty-six, thirty-two
Boot cut, with a skull ring
Grease-stains, bleach spots
And a hole in the knee
You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders
And she'll just have to realize
You'll do as you damn well please
You wear the pants
Buddy, good for you
I'm so impressed
Yeah, whoopty-doo
You need to know
That ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants
It's who wears the skirt
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In the top drawer of her dresser
There's some panties
Go try on that purple pair
With the lacy frill
With your big old thighs, I bet you can't get in 'em
And with that attitude of yours
Hell, I bet you never will
But you wear the pants
Buddy, good for you
I'm so impressed
Yeah, whoopty-doo
You need to know
That ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants
It's who wears the skirt
(And good luck)
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A big old boy like you can probably bench 350
A little thing like her can barely lift the bar
Just wait until that woman has a headache
And she sits there with her legs crossed
We'll see how strong you are
You wear the pants
And buddy, good for you
We're so impressed
(Whoopty-doo)
You'll soon find out
That ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants
It's who wears the skirt
(It's not who wears the pants) you wear the pants
(It's who wears the skirt)
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