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Pub Doctor
The Jolly Rogers
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Tell me what the problem is and I'll prescribe a cure
For I am the Pub Doctor and an expert to be sure
Just tell me what ails you and what has you on the brink
And I will tell the barkeep, just what you need to drink
Take two drinks, and call me in the mornin'
Take two drinks, and tell me what you've got
Take two drinks, and call me in the mornin'
Take two drinks, and I'll prescribe a shot
Doc I get these hangovers that make me feel so sick
I don't know just what to do and I need an answer quick
Take this jug of whisky, every hour drink a cup
If you don't want a hangover then you should nะตver sobber up
Take two drinks, and call mะต in the mornin'
Take two drinks, and tell me what you've got
Take two drinks, and call me in the mornin'
Take two drinks, and I'll prescribe a shot
Doc I think I need your help for I have a great fear
Tell me all about it while I order up a beer
I think my wife is poisoning me and trying to end my life
You should drink the poison, sir, I have met your wife
Take two drinks, and call me in the mornin'
Take two drinks, and tell me what you've got
Take two drinks, and call me in the mornin'
Take two drinks, and I'll prescribe a shot
Doc how's that young sailor who was with us here last night?
We're all feeling guilty and we hope that he's all right
We made him swallow all those coins just to win a bet
Oh, I'm sure that he'll be fine but there is no change yet
Take two drinks, and call me in the mornin'
Take two drinks, and tell me what you've got
Take two drinks, and call me in the mornin'
Take two drinks, and I'll prescribe a shot
Sir, how is your pregnant wife, has there been any change?
I asked how she was feeling and her answer was so strange
"Shouldn't, couldn't, wouldn't, can't" is all that she would say
She is having contractions man! You should get home right away!
Take two drinks, and call me in the mornin'
Take two drinks, and tell me what you've got
Take two drinks, and call me in the mornin'
Take two drinks, and I'll prescribe a shot
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