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The Lube Heist

Jake Hole
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1-8-9-6-5-2, that's the code Got it, okay, run it Bro, there's no way we just pulled this shit off Bro, I know, but this lube better be slick God damn Yessir We in this motherfucker now Hand me the drill, hand me the drill Here, here, here, here, hurry up, hurry up Hohoho, there it is Woo Take as much lube as you can I just woke up at six (J-J-J-J-Jake Hole) Today, we gon' try to get lube for our dicks We doin' a heist, I got some niggas that tend to be tight (I love you, Mr. Hole) So I need me some lube so it slide in right 'Bout to meet Jake at the safehouse Dick-shaped buildin', it's a lakehouse (Huh, huh) If I go to jail, I'mma break out Runnin' out jail with my cake out (Huh, huh) Earlier at 8 a.m. at our safehouse Bulletin' board, we were plannin' our moves 12 gauges and AKs stashed in a safe place Ready to kill for this lube We ordered our masks online Disguised as guys that we wanna blow I was dressed like Shawn Mendes DigBar was Giannis Antetokounmpo Facts, that was, like, my only option If I'm bein' honest, I'm talkin' 'bout Giannis I dunk my balls up in they mouth 'til they need orthodontists I'm long and I'm rocked up just like I'm Onix Some of my niggas back home told me they want some lube, I'mma get it, I promise We need to get in that buildin', then fill up our bags, and then run away fast, and then bomb it (Uh) My cool, I was losin' it, why was I doin' this? Duffel bag filled with the lube (Uh) Security's tight, and we cut all the lights, all of this just to slide in our dude? (Bah, bah) Jake, it's gon' be alright, I know that the situation's kinda tight But that's what the lube's for, so just grab you a few more, and then run out them two doors (Like, ha) Thirty minutes have passed, police and a SWAT were headin' our way Our getaway driver was waitin' outside of the '04 Escalade without plates Man, damn, this lube kinda slick, man, this is that real shit, yo, Jake, help me put this on real quick Oh, my bad, I got off the topic, lube hella slick, man, I hope I don't drop it Lookin' at surveillance footage Looks like, uh, suspect's, uh, pretty caked up Dispatch, 10-23, over Stealin' lube, huh? Not on my watch I'll take my lube to go I'll take my lube to go I'll take my lube to go (Slut) I'll take my lube to go I'll take my lube to go I'll take my lube to go (Huh, huh) We got the lube in the bag AK, loadin' the mag Ruffle the bag, getaway waitin' to go Po-po don't know where we at (Aye) I think we just hit us a lick It's crazy 'cause we hit a lick for the dick Hope that we don't get in trouble Got all this lube in my duffel Let's get away, gotta hustle Gallons of lube One cheek ain't enough, brother, I need two Sex way better when it's just us dudes Get in my way, and I might just shoot (Ooh) Damn, I got thirty gallons It's gettin' late night, like Jimmy Fallon If cops try to stop us, they not finna pop us I'm good with the shootin', I feel like Ray Allen We gotta sneak, sneak, sneak Crawl through the vent, don't speak Don't get stuck with them big boy cheeks DigBar on my six 'til I'm back on my feet Damn, my booty got stuck, fuck The walls in the vent, they keep squeezin' my butt Feel all the doo-doo just leavin' my guts And Jake movin' fast, so it's hard to keep up Jake, hold up (Go, go, go, go) My ass got caught in the vents Slow down, hold up, hold on I dropped, like, half my lube (Forget about it, just get in the car) Man, why my ass gotta be so fat, it get stuck in the vent? I hate bein' a thick nigga Pour the champagne, lube runs down my taint These stains remind us of the good days Our fate sealed if we speak, or someone utters a name I'm not stressed 'bout it, too busy pipin' Jermaine Weigh all your options, and play your best hand Enough lube for a million one night stands With another man, huh, don't get it twisted Would you rob the lube factory just to get fisted? (I would) And I couldn't agree more I'mma use this lube to blow his booty up like C4 You said there ain't thick niggas here, you must be blind, I see four I got, like, fifty gallons on me, but I think I need more 'Cause I'm addicted to the slickness, booty drippin' and glistenin' Completed mission, I don't think that you listenin' 'Cause this that dude life Jake and DigBar just did that Lube Heist (Aye)