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The Sermon

The Slackers
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Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the church of slack I come before you today to save you from the perils of the evil The clutches of sin! And the devils and demons lurking from within Yes, ladies and gentlemen I come before you today and I present The world's first guilt-free religion That's right, boys and girls, No more waking up early on Sunday morning It's all about believing in yourself! I said it's all about believing in yourself! I said it's all about believing in yourself! Now listen up closely and listen to me And I'll make sure you live the rest of your life bullshit-free! That's right, ladies and gentlemen Everybody out there, listen to me right now. I want you to put your hand on the stereo Put your hand on the speaker Not that speaker, the other speaker! Put your hand on the speaker I want you to put your hands in the air where I can see them And I want you to repeat after me: I am somebody! I said I am somebody! And I'm gonna believe in myself! Because... I am somebody! And I'm gonna shake my ass.