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Santa's evil!
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Attention all elves and elvettes!
This is an emergency!
Santa's become evil
We need to evacuate immediately!
I repeat, code red! Code reeddddd!
Red? What's that I hear in my head
Elves runnin' round
Would've thought someone's dead
Pulled up to the pole after bringing back the sleigh
But I guess Santa ain't okay
Lookin' at the list
Ain't a soul who's nice
I scratch my chin, say 'sum ain't right
I know Saint Nick, this ain't him
'Cause me and him are frickin' tight
Now that I'm caught in all this fright
It seems like Santa has escaped from my sights
I passed by buddy, he looked at me weird
I asked him where Santa went and he said, "Not here"
Suddenly I feel a rumble, maybe a tremor
Sounds like sleigh bells, I put two and two together
Shoot, that must be Santa, he's trying to take flight
Oh no you don't, you're not flying tonight
I ran into the garage, must've been too late
All I saw in there was just the empty slate
Now what do I do? Was this fate?
Santa's gone and it seems like he's spreading hate
This whole ordeal's got me feeling weird
I was just trying to spread some Christmas cheer
Then some elves walk up with a plan
"The Clausometer is at zero, Can you give us a hand?"
I tell em' shoot, I'm your man
What I need to do, I'll try as quick as I can
How do we even get people believin'?
Don't they know that tis' the friggin' season?
"Well ever since you stole the sleigh, it ruined his day
If we go to the city, say hey
Maybe their laughter will mend the pain"
Yeah, okay, but was that a train?
ALL ABOARD THE POLAR EXPRESS!
Well, whaddya know, it looks like it's time
We even got ourselves a sweet frickin' ride
Come on elves, we got to find
People that'll make Santa feel alright
I know he's there, he's just caught in fight or flight
It's not his fault, I'm here to make it right
Santa if you're listening, we're here tonight
ATTENTION ALL CITYFOLK!
WE NEED YOUR HELP!
SANTA'S EVIL AND IT'S MY FAULT!
WE NEED AS MUCH CHRISTMAS CHEER!
COME ON GUYS, SAY IT WITH ME!
I LOVE CHRISTMAS
I LOVE CHRISTMAS
I LOVE CHRISTMAS
I LOVE CHRISTMAS
I LOVE CHRISTMAS
Oh my jingle bells, the clausometer is at one hundred
Thanks to all your christmas cheer, Santa should be back so don't fear
Look I see the reindeer flying into the city
Ho ho ho, I'm sorry I acted so hissy
Thank you everybody for putting this show together
I'll put you all on the nice list since I'm feeling better
I'm so jolly it feels like I'm being tickled with a feather!
I think that wraps up the story nicely
This has been a great year and I don't mean that lightly
I hope you have a great new years, highkey
Listening to some Christmas Classics for the whole family
Yeah
Happy New Years and Merry Christmas to everyone
And happy hanukkah and whatever you guys celebrate
Yeah happy-
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