On Boneless Wings
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Garlic parmesan on my boneless wings
Lemon pepper rub on my boneless wings
Barbecue sauce on my boneless wings
Louisiana rub on my boneless wings
I don't have time to eat around a hardened bone
I want the Wingstop fries to make my fucking heart implode
My picky ass doesn't fuck with the cheese sauce much
The jalapeno flavor makes my senses flush
So give me wings, and make them all boneless
I'll buy a 50-piece and split it with all the homeless
You can take your gristle, I'll stick with my nuggets
And make sure there's enough to fill a hundred buckets
There's no room for bone-lovers in this house
Call me childish but you nibble like a damn mouse
Why on earth would you spend more for less?
If I get bone in it makes me fucking stressed
Eating shouldn't be challenging, this ain't ranked
Why the hell the bone in ones always got a lil stank?
It makes me sick to think that others can't understand
That a dozen boneless wings can fix a broken man
I just know a Wingstop hate to see my big ass coming
Pull up with fifty bands and leave my shoelaces running
"Is that all for you, sir?" Hell nah, lemme get some more
I just won a shopping spree at the boneless store
I stare out into my sightly plate
I feel so blessed that boneless wings are my fate
I can taste that crispy crunch from a mile away
This truly is one of the bestest days
If boneless wings have no fans, then I am dead
If boneless wings have no fans, then I am dead
If boneless wings have no fans, then I am dead
If boneless wings have no fans, then I am dead