Laminitis Boogie
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You ain't never seen a lady like a tinker mare
With the black and white spots and the braided hair
I got ten days of groundwork, we really clicked
But damn it if she didn't get sick
Hell, it's ironic, but what's new?
It doesn't matter what I do
It's like getting a Pepsi when you ordered a Coke
Like getting a vape when you wanted a smoke
Like getting your ass kicked for tellin' a joke
It's like singing with pneumonitis
When your horse gets laminitis
I felt like I wanted to go jump off a cliff
When I felt her fever and her leg grow stiff
We kissed every plan for the summer goodbye
And did our best to make our girl not die
It's like some kind of goddamn law
I always pull the shortest straw
It's like lookin' for country, but getting the blues
Like wantin' the truth, but getting the news
Like getting a towel that's already used
It's like touring with laryngitis
When your horse gets laminitis
No haulin' hay, no plowin' the fields
No damn horseback archery
Only vet bills, meds, and misery
It's like getting a Pepsi when you ordered a Coke
Like getting a vape when you wanted a smoke
Like getting your ass kicked for tellin' a joke
It's like singing with pneumonitis
Oh, it's like lookin' for country, but getting the blues
Like wantin' the truth, but getting the news
Like getting a towel that's already used
It's like touring with laryngitis
When your horse gets laminitis