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Flex
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All I want for Christmas is some ice
Watch my body fall and watch my body rise
Flex it baby, keep me up all night
Let's flex so, let's flex
Female bodybuilders from Tijuana
Buy fake flowers fresh from artificial markets
At the border to comply with my strict orders
To impress the Chinese Premier who wants to see them flex
While simultaneously writing his regrets on paper
Film it on your camera phone, convert it straight to VHS
And post it to my home address by DHL or UPS
So I can sleep at night, smoke my cigarettes in peace
Instead of waking up from dreams of flexing arms and flexing knees
Hit it
I don't wanna flex for the fuck of it
If you want me for a toy, don't count on it
All the boys wanna touch it, touch it
And flex, ooh, and flex
All I want for Christmas is some ice
Watch my body fall and watch my body rise
Flex it baby, keep me up all night
Let's flex so, let's flex
I made a meal especially for you
Take a bite, chew it up, spit it out and start anew
Hand the pulp to your hotel personnel
Then move to Moscow, cut your hair and wear Chanel
I've got friends that are in high places who can help, but
You don't ever wanna live like that
Baby, do you wanna write the Oxford guide to suicide
A treat inside your head
Buy a webcam and a single bed
So everyone can see you flex
I don't wanna flex for the fuck of it
If you want me for a toy, don't count on it
All the boys wanna touch it, touch it
And flex, ooh, and flex
All I want for Christmas is some ice
Watch my body fall and watch my body rise
Flex it baby, keep me up all night
Let's flex so, let's flex
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Boy, I need a witness
Had an apparition and I saw God
Her flexing muscles reach right through the sky
And I tried to flex for her flex, so I flex, I flex
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All I want for Christmas is some ice
Watch my body fall and watch my body rise
Flex it baby, keep me up all night
Let's flex so, let's flex
I'm the fucking female Jesus Christ
Break my bones, I'll be reborn, I'll come back twice
Flex it baby, keep me up all night
Let's flex so, let's flex
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