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VII. Fried Baked Twice-Baked Refried Bean
Scoochie Boochie
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The T.H. Seagulls are coming!
A flock of T.H. Seagulls swarmed in
Behind Young Robert Testicles
And attacked the Technomancers
Scoochie shot a fart that shattered the tank of the toilet
Freeing up Ty Dewey to zip around and free the others
Dax's cage fell open and he landed directly on a T.H. Seagull
Which he expertly piloted, scooping up Helen and Marie
Helen, can you get the force field down?
I'll try, but you know that would
Let the Baby Mama Armada land
Exactly. Marie, tell them I surrender
If they help us beat King Stink, I'll stop running
Scoochie and his son kept King Stink distracted
While Dax Pulsar flew Helen and Marie
To the force field controls
Hoogy did nothing but keep being 87
Which was the hardest thing any of them were doing
I can't hack it
All right, where's the photon missile on this bird?
Is this guy fucking serious?
Girl, don't even get me started
Your martial farts are weak
Behold! My fried baked twice-baked refried bean
King Stink ate a single glowing bean
His eyes turned white and a rumbling shook the boWl
He's gonna rip!
In that split second, Scoochie tackled King Stink
And pointed his evil ass at Helen and Marie
Get down!
Dax air lifted them on a T.H. Seagull just in time
Before a white hot beam of gas exploded from King Stink
And obliterated the force field controls
Noooo!
Oh, God, I feel bad
Can I sit down?
With the force field gone
The Baby Mama Armada descended
And quickly subdued King Stink's forces
And so Scoochie saved the day
By being slightly less of a piece of shit
And embracing his role as a dad
You saved my boy. I am grateful
I saved Our boy
And you saved ya boy
What?
You saved me, like, romantically
Oh, wow
Okay, wow, yeah
Um, oh my goodness
Goodbye
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