The Leprechauns
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If I had to name a creature to maim and make the world a better one
There isn't a doubt
That I would kick out these dirty filthy leprechauns
They're running the place right into the ground
So many afraid to step to one
If you grow a sack and focus on facts
You'll have to confront the leprechaun
They're pushing their porn and poisonous corn
It might as well be some methadone
Stop chasing a ghost
I've taken an oath
To name these dastardly leprechauns
The leprechauns, the leprechauns
Whatever the crime you know they're involved
The leprechauns, the leprechauns
Don't worry your mind the problem's been solved
The leprechauns, the leprechauns
Turn over a rock and don't be surprised
The leprechauns, the leprechauns
If you banish them now your profits will rise
The bill you've been sold
It clearly promotes the cycle of endless debt for one
They've taken your gold and given you notes
Now they do not know where the treasure's gone
The leprechauns, the leprechauns
It is my kind of place crooked and sleazy
Stealing your gold, it's awfully easy
They're curious spies with spurious lies
Stealing the secrets for better bombs
To drop on the likes of innocent tykes
Their arms and legs and necks are gone
Their phosphorus dissolves the flesh
Now isn't that something to vex upon
They got??? and napalm for you
What would we do without these leprechauns
I want me gold, goyim
Wait a minute, bad phraseology
Are you anti-Gaelic
The busses of myth have nothing for this
And so they turn into decepticons
The moment you show
Opponents they know
And start to acknowledge the leprechauns
The leprechauns, the leprechauns
You know that they did it, you know that they did it
The leprechauns, the leprechauns
You better get with it, you better get with it
The leprechauns, the leprechauns
You know that they're guilty as sin in the flesh
The leprechauns, the leprechauns
The source is deceased I'm a beat it to death
Whenever the goyim refuse to relinquish
Their measly gold they might hold
There's always a gentile in range to blame
You know how the story's been told
It's the leprechauns, the leprechauns
They rob you for all that you got
It's the leprechauns, the leprechauns
They're trying to fill up their pots
You know, in the final analysis ridicule is my ultimate tool
Cuz anybody who believes this mess is the ultimate fool
You feel me? You got to be out of your fucking mind.
Get outta here