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It Wasn't Us! (The Coggy x Blood Ravens Song)

Grimdark Tavern, jaxtorm
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Hey, Chaplain! What do you want, brother? The Mechanicus caught us You let them catch you? They saw the relics in our vaults Which relics? The ones from the Heresy, brother Man. That sucks What do we do now? We'll just say"it wasn't us" Alright! Coggy came in and she caught us red-handed Messin' with their Plasma Rod Picture this We were in their chapel, hacking into their data-core How could I forget that we had Filed no requisition form! All this time she was watching us From behind a servo-drone! How were you gonna loot a relic mid-litany? Wearing stolen robes from the Deathwatch! Better watch out before they call the Inquisitor! Now, let's discuss the facts to remember To be a real Raven, you gotta stick to the tale If they say it's theft, just say the records failed Never admit to a theft that's detailed And if they got proof Scream"Heresy!" and bail! But they caught us with the chain-sword It wasn't us! In the vault with the storm-bolter It wasn't us! We were riding their Dreadnought It wasn't us! Uploading from the cog-box It wasn't us! They saw our chapter sigils It wasn't us! Heard us chantin"Finders keepers!" It wasn't us! Heard the tech-priest screamin' louder It wasn't us! He triggered the Omnisiah's warder! Coggy came in and she caught us red-handed Messin' with their Plasma Rod Picture this We were in their chapel, hacking into their data jammer I had tried to cloak us With a stealth field set to three Why should they believe me When the relics matched our armory? Tell 'em those were gifted, there's no need for the stress! Say the Omnisiah sent it through His will! If they bring up"theft" you say"It wasn't us!" And if they press the issue, threaten Exterminatus! They say we took a drop pod It wasn't us! Saw us flying their Stormraven It wasn't us! Even filmed us in their fortress It wasn't us! Chanting oaths we just made up It wasn't us! They found their banners missing It wasn't us! Heard us brag to some Orks, dissing It wasn't us! Heard the servitors get louder It wasn't us! We were gone in an hour! Coggy came in and she caught us red-handed Messin' with their Plasma Rod Picture this We were in their chapel, sipping from their blessed pond How could I forget that we had Labeled it as"Lost in War" All this time the camera feeds Were streaming from the hangar floor We should tell em that we're sorry For the relics they misplace That we've been cataloging losses In an alternate database Tell 'em that we're sorry For the cloaked acquisitions That we're a Chapter of high honor And flexible definitions! Coggy came in and she caught us red-handed Messin' with their Plasma Rod Picture this We were in their chapel, taggin' it with our banner How could I forget that we had Been warned by the Ordo Malleus? All this time they were watching us From a servo-skull in the ducts! But it wasn't us That's our creed We don't take, we intercede We don't thieve, we"relocate" Anything that's truly great So if your vault's a little sparse And your relics left en masse Don't come cryin' to the Primarchs It wasn't us!