Pimp Of The Nation
Kid Rock Vs. Jackal & Hyde
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There's only two types of men: pimps and johns
There's one type of bitch, and that's a ho!
Pimp, hold my dick like a holster
All the girls want a Kid Rock poster
And be able to boast they looked at
The number one pimp with the number one rap
What's up with that? Well, I'm a cool cat
With a rap that's harder than a pimp slap
And because I do so much pimpin'
One day I'll probably walk with a limp
And drive a big Lincoln, wear an unbuttoned shirt
And be a fifty-five year old pervert
But for now, rap's the occupation
But one day, watch, I'll be pimp of the nation
God damn, howdy, hooker, this is my world
God damn, time to go
Where's my dough? It's startin' to snow
All I want is the dollars
I've been a pimp so long I know Gandhi when he had a afro
Pimp of the nation, I could be it
As a matter of fact, I foresee it
Pimp of the nation, I could be it
As a matter of fact, I foresee it
Pimp of the nation, I could be it
As a matter of fact, I foresee it
Pimp of the nation, I could be it
As a matter of fact, I foresee it
Now I'd have hoes like horses in a stable
Rich, famous, willing and able
First off would be Zsa Zsa Gabor
And your Tipper Gore would be my highest paid whore
And for some fake plastic booty waxin'
Fake titties, La Toya Jackson
Roseanne Barr would be the ultimate trick
Whale on the beach, harpooned her with the dick
And only one bitch would fuck with my cash
Robin Givens? Nick, my ass!
I got all the hookers, God damn it
I got Sensational Sherri, Juicy Lucy
Nasty Nancy, and Tammy Toe Jam
All of them ready, willing and able to
Give the mack daddy all the dollars
And all the Coochie Crew 'til death do we part, hahahahahaha!
Pimp of the nation, I could be it
As a matter of fact, I foresee it
Pimp of the nation, I could be it
As a matter of fact, I foresee it
Pimp of the nation, I could be it
As a matter of fact, I foresee it
Pimp of the nation, I could be it
As a matter of fact, I foresee it
Pimp, hold my dick like a holster
All the girls want a Kid Rock poster
And be able to boast they looked at
The number one pimp with the number one rap
A shot of life is all I'm givin'
I'll pimp young hoes, that's how I'm livin'
But for now, rap's the occupation
But one day, watch, I'll be pimp of the nation
Hoes 'R' Us, slick daddy's in the house
We got hoes and hoes and hoes
Prices so low we practically givin' the Coochie Crew away
Aw yeah, uh, bitch, where's my money?
I'm Kid Rock and I have all the hoes
Word 'em up, uh, who's pimpin' out there?
I'm Kid Rock and I'm pimp of the nation