The Judge
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I was siphoning gas from a police car
Last Friday night real late
When ole boy came back his handcuffs out
And I said officer wait
Your squad car says "To protect and serve"
And looky here I'm low on gas
I got a real hot date sitting up in my truck
Can you let this one pass
He couldn't believe I had the audacity
Looked up at her and then back at me
And I knew I was pushing my limit bout
As far as it could go
But it was small town Mississippi
And aint no way he was taking me down
So he came up with a suggestion
That might keep me safe for now
He said get your hillbilly ass outta town
Next time I'm locking you up
With a tail light out and a pushed in bumper
I know I can find your truck
Anybody else would be in my jailhouse
Locked up under my gun
But what can I do you'd better thank God
That your grandad's THE JUDGE
We were racing down old 61
The roads were nice and straight
And I figured nobody'd be patroling
Way out here so late
When blue lights came from a soy bean field
That he was tucked back in
He pulled me over walked up to my truck
And I gave him a big ole grin, he said (Chorus)
He said get your hillbilly ass outta town
Next time I'm locking you up
With a tail light out and a pushed in bumper
I know I can find your truck
Anybody else would be in my jailhouse
Locked up under my gun
But what can I do you'd better thank God
That your grandad's THE JUDGE
They've come close a couple of times
But they ain't nailed me yet
I try to be good but when I'm outta line
Those boys don't let me forget
He said get your hillbilly ass outta town
Next time I'm locking you up
With a tail light out and a pushed in bumper
I know I can find your truck
Anybody else would be in my jailhouse
Locked up under my gun
But what can I do you'd better thank God
That your grandad's THE JUDGE