CUM EATER
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Gather your gallons, I'm coming to town
This is a cum tax
You can hide, but you'll be found
I'll crack your cock like a crab leg and suck out the velvety goodness as I guzzle your cum by the pound
Suck your balls so hard, your veins start to bulge
Then I'll steal your blanket so I can chew off all the crust
I am the cum eater
A prophesied dick beater
So much jizz, I could start my own bank
Where I'm the only customer and it's all you can drink
If you threw my clothes at a wall
They'd shatter like glass from the crispy cream I got from your balls
Throughout history, I've been the answer to the mystery
"Where does your cum go when you're done?"
Through the annals of time, I've been part of your mind that makes you fuck your hands every day
It cannot be ignored, for your cum I've implored, and it always ends the same way
I am the semen demon
Trudging through wastelands, looking for you
I am the one to which your cum returns after it's wasted on earth
The final tale of humanity, riding to take back their stolen seed
I sipped every drop of cum I could find, but man couldn't leave it behind
Rivers of skeet are now flooding the streets
Citizens are stranded on boats, desperate not to drown in it
Sorry about all the chaos
One of my jars fell off of its shelf spot
Your res-erection is here
So get hard again for me
Cum collector, scrotum inspector
All your little tadpoles now belong to me
Drinking cum 'til my eyes turn white is the only thing that matters