Bonus Tracks: My Brother Makes The Noises For The Talkies
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My brother makes the noises for the talkies
There's not a single noise that he can't do
If you've forgotten what a parrot's squawk is
I'll have him illustrate that noise for you
He does the steam escaping from liners leaving dock
He'll fake a razor scraping, or else a cuckoo clock
My brother makes the noises for the talkies
There's not a single noise that he can't do
This is what I hear when I'm in bed
A bang, a rattle like thunder overhead
Then cats meow and dogs bow-wow
The only sleep I'll get is when I'm dead
A shot goes crack, a gale starts blowing
A duck goes quack, a cock starts crowing
Though you may think I'm kidding you
Yet what I say is true
Just listen, I'll explain to you
My brother makes the noises for the talkies
There's not a single noise that he can't do
I'm really not quite certain what a stork is
But if it makes a noise then Rod does too
He makes the noise that steers make when cowboys make a swoop
He makes the noise that beards make when used for straining soup
My brother makes the noises for the talkies
There's not a single noise that he can't do
My brother can make any noise you wish
Like two sea lions shouting out for fish
A horse's neigh, a donkey's bray
He's even got a noise for Lillian Gish
The only time he made a bungle
Was when a tiger in the jungle
With a mighty roar dropped dead
With bullets in his head
And Rod mooed like a cow instead
My brother makes the noises for the talkies
There's not a single noise that he can't do
You know exactly what a popping cork is
Well Rod can pop a pretty cork for you
He'll imitate a setter, a pheasant or a grouse
But what is even better is his noise for Mickey Mouse
My brother makes the noises for the talkies
There's not a single noise that he can't do