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Ringtone
Yankovic, "Weird Al"
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Once, not very long ago I was respected
I was popular (popular)
But now I hang my head in shame
My life is filled with such regret of that mistake
I can't forget
And now I'll never be the same
Ringtone
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all
(what was I thinking)
My friends all stare at me
Whenever I get a call
Well everybody (everybody)
Everybody (everybody)
Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
When my phone goes off at work
I look like the biggest jerk
Total strangers want to slap me around
When its ringin' on the terrace
My neighbors get embarrassed
They're beggin' me to move out of town
Well it made my wife so sick
She smashed my iPhone with a brick
But I had it fixed and now its just fine
It's a pain, I sure don't need it
And I probably should delete it
But for me that would be crossing the line
'Cause I hate to waste a buck 99
Hey, I paid good money for this ringtone
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all
(really what was I thinking)
My friends all stare at me
Whenever I get a call
Well everybody (everybody)
Everybody (everybody)
Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone!
Ringtone
Ringtone
Ahhh
Oooh
Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone)
Muslim women in Burqas (really hate my ringtone)
Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone)
Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone)
All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers)
All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers)
Everyone on the land, everyone on the sea
Every single person everywhere unanimously
Everybody (everybody)
Everybody (everybody)
Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my
Ringtone, ringtone
Ringtone, ringtone
Ringtone, ringtone
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