Dancing With A Man | Rodney Carrington
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Boy, I tell you what, they got some hotties in this bar tonight
We're gonna have some fun
I saw her sittin' in a barroom
In that smokey atmosphere
She smiled back at me
As I drank down one last beer
She pulled me on the dance floor
We danced a song or two
It was then I realized that I
Had bit off more than I could chew
I think I'm dancing with a man
She's got calasses on her hands
She's got a voice like Johnny Cash
I think she's had a mustache
I think I'm dancing with a man
We sat down and talked a while
And we listened to the band
And then a friend of mine walked by
And he asked her if she'd dance
Then he gently took her hand (ooh-ooh)
And he twirled her round and round
It looked like he was having fun
Until her skirt fell to the ground
Oh my God! That girl's a man!
The boys at the lodge won't understand
As they two-stepped across the floor
I quickly headed for the door
I know he's dancing with a man
Good Lord! He's dancing with a man!
Let him be known throughout the land
Two boys from Texas danced the jig
With a dude who wore a wig
I know he's dancing with a man
She crushed a beer can on her head
Good Lord, her forehead's red
That's a big, big, big man