Don't Fall In Love With a Homo (A Song for the Ladies)
Jonny McGovern Feat. Adam Joseph, Steve Alexander, and Ericka To
Popularity ยท Low
YouTube
Searching YouTube...
Lyrics
This is your gay pimp Daddy,
Coming to you in a smooth state of mind
And tonight, I'm talking to the ladies for a change
Now, Ladies, you know I ain't normally singing songs to y'all
But tonight, I got a message for you
Now listen up...
Ladies,
I know it's hard out there,
To find a real good man
Someone who'll treat you right and understand
Ladies...
I know he's been there for you,
Taking care of you
After all those things them other guys put you through
Yes it's true,
That he cares for you
In a special way
Yes it's true,
That he shares with you each and every day
Girl, I know that he hugs you tight
And makes you feel alright
But there's one thing that you
Just can't do...
Don't fall in love with a homo
No don't do it lady,
No, no, no
Now I know he does your hair
And takes you shopping everywhere
But he ain't gonna touch you down there
Don't fall in love with a homo
No don't do it lady,
No, no, no
Now I know he is your friend
And he loves you to the end
But he ain't gonna ask you to bend over
This is a song
For all you all Ladies
Better listen up nice
Because I ain't gonna sing it twice
Come on Girl
Girl,
I know he looks good
Striking that fashion pose
In them designer clothes
Smelling like a summer rose
...smells so good...
Girl,
I know that ass is tight
...so tight... he work out
Makes you feel alright
...girl, he so sweet...
But you going home alone at the end of the night
I know he looks hot
When he dresses like a cop
(But girl, you ain't a top... no)
I know he looks tough
And you want to touch his stuff
(The feeling ain't mutual)
I know he's cut like a coal miner
But Girl, you got to know, you got a vagina
No don't do it lady,
No, no, no
Now I know he does your hair
And takes you shopping everywhere
But he ain't gonna touch you down there
Don't fall in love with a homo
No don't do it lady,
No, no, no
Now I know he is your friend
And he love you to the end
But he ain't gonna ask you to bend over
Girl why don't you understand?
Find a heterosexual man
This is real talk
You don't have a penis
That will come between us
Girl he's your BFF
Bitch are you deaf?
He wants to get with Jeff
I don't want to be crass
But he likes a dick in the ass
(Tell it girl! That's right. That's right! Sing it Girl!)
Homo no no
Homo no no
Homo no no
Homo no no
Homo, Homo, no no no no
Bring in that children's choir y'all
(Don't fall in love with a homo-- don't fall in love)
Don't fall in love, don't do it girl
You've got a vagina!
You're not a man!
You can't do it in the butt and I'm not talking strap on
Girl, you still at the gay bar?
Go home!
Ain't nobody gonna fall in love with you there.
They'll be a good friend. You'll find some friends.
They'll take you shopping, make your hair look good...
But not, not to do it with... not to rub your pussy on.
Not not to dive in there and try to get all erotic...
You got to find a straight man!
Don't fall in love with a homo
Find a straight mate... not a gay mate.
Vagina play mate... not a fey mate.
Bye kids
Listen up Ladies, because I don't want your vaginas to be lonely.