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Confessions Of A Man Who Ate A Gummy And Then Got Called In On Christmas Eve
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sometimes when i'm alone, i pull out my phone and pretend that i'm gonna answer a really important business call, but usually i just end up playing qbert
i'm actually pretty good at qbert
i bet i could drink all of these arizonas if they would let me
but that's probably not a good idea
i can't afford that
what's the deal with arizona anyways? why do you go to a store and sometimes it's $1.25? and then $1.35 after tax?
like they said in atlanta, the price is on the can
it really do be on the can though
i sure wish i was playing mario right now
or maybe i do
i dunno, i'm not really that good at it
especially the older ones, i have no idea how to do anything speedrun related
what was i doing again? oh yeah, stocking
not stalking though, that's illegal
harassment of individuals is a crime and can get you sent to the big house
and i can smell these jack's links beef sticks through the box
it's actually pretty nauseating
there is no way they made beef shelf stable, that's incredible
what the hell that guy's hat scared me
i don't really know why
it just kinda jumped out at me
like some kind of hat monster
but it's all coming back to me now, elementary school, little caesars, the second grade
like when one of the teachers in the after school program brought his xbox for us to play guitar hero because it was actually relatively cool and popular back then
and i played six by all that remains but they couldn't properly calibrate it
and i failed and i had a breakdown and i pissed my pants
and they laughed, and i pissed, and they laughed, and i pissed
and i ran out of there upset
and i went into the bathroom and i cried
or that one time when i was at my friend's house and we went on omegle and were all promptly traumatized
i hope no one can hear my thoughts because they'd probably laugh at me
they'd probably say "there's the kid who peepeed his pants in second grade", and to that i raise the question who didn't pee their pants in the second grade? i know i did, because i said that earlier on in the song
oh shit there's a line and they want me on register
and it's like 4 of the customers that don't like me
i try to be nice but they don't like me
and it's christmas eve so they're gonna be even more mean
oh no
i'm sorry, we're out of cool whip
i'm sorry, we're out of cool whip
i'm sorry, we're out of cool whip
i'm sorry, we're out of cool whip
i'm sorry, we're out of cool whip
i'm sorry, we're out of cool whip
i'm sorry, we're out of cool whip
i'm sorry, we're out of cool whip
i'm promising you, i'm not the end all be all to low temperature dairy toppings
i know i look like i would eat a bucket of cool whip with a spoon, and i have on multiple occasions, and truthfully i would right now if we had any
but we don't
and i sincerely apologize but that is no reason to threaten to have your husband come behind the register and beat me with a spatula
he doesn't even look really upset anyway get that man home and let him watch his tv shows
i understand and i'm sorry, but there is nothing i can do about the lack of cool whip within a 10 mile radius, i also cannot check heb's stock as this is a family dollar and i have no way of checking the inventory of another franchise
if you'd like me to, i can google the nearest heb and walmart to give you their phone numbers if that would help, just please don't spatch me down
understandable, have a nice day
your total comes out to 11.72, once again i'm sorry for the inconvenience
would you like me to double bag that for you?
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