Tell Me Lies About Manchester
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I'm John the postman's nephew
I'm Stephen Hanley's niece and I'm a
secret special agent with the Levenshulme police
Shaun Ryder is my cousin
Rowetta rubs my feet
My dad built Abergaldies
Their cat food was mine to eat
So stick my legs in Joe Bloggs
flares and tell me lies about Manchester
Oh tell me lies about Manchester
I saw the Sex Pistols
At the lesser Free Trade Hall
I don't think much to the Gallagher's songs
Phhh, I could have wrote them all
I've had a pint with every person who's ever played in The Fall
And I've had numerous trials for city
Cos I am mega on the ball
So fill my ears with a Hacienda classic
Stick my legs in Joe Bloggs flares
And tell me lies about Manchester
Oh tell me lies about Manchester
John Henshaw is my role model
I've looked for Eric twice
I give money to the homeless and get back through bags of spice
I wrote the manifesto in Chethams with Karl Marx
My bull dog has had a shitzu yeah
In every single park
So coat my eyes in Voodoo Rays
Fill my ears with a Hacienda classic
Stick my legs in Joe Bloggs flares and tell me lies about Manchester
Oh tell me lies about Manchester
So I stop and click my fingers
When things are going well
I've been backstage at the Apollo
Bare tales that I could tell
I get the best designer clobber dead cheap at Cheetham Hill
The Piccadilly Rays are the ones who created the ecstasy pill
So fill my nose with Albanian whiff
Coat my eyes in Voodoo Rays
Fill my ears with a Hacienda classic
Stick my legs in Joe Bloggs flares and tell me lies about Manchester
Oh tell me lies about Manchester
Oh tell me lies about Manchester
Oh tell me lies about Manchester
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Oh tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Oh tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Oh tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies