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Bar Whore
Rebel Son
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Well, a good old buddy of mine came to visit, so we went honky-tonkin'
And a good-lookin' little honky-tonk dog caught his eye
He got all fired up, so I said, "Whoa, now, buddy, hold your horses"
And he looked at me all funny, and he asked me why
'Cause she's seen more dicks than an army doctor
Now, there ain't no tellin' how many times that bitch has been nailed down
She's seen more dicks than an army doctor
Yeah, she's screwed every dude in this whole damn town
See, every time I've ever been in here, she's left with a different fella
So the rest of us, we're sense enough to leave her be, call her bar whore
So do yourself a favor, stay away from her, old buddy
Or tonight, you might just pick up more than you bargained for
'Cause she's seen more dicks than an army doctor
Now, there ain't no tellin' how many times that bitch has been nailed down
She's seen more dicks than an army doctor
Yeah, she's screwed every dude in this whole damn town, yep
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Now, it don't take much work of brains to get her out of her drawers
And tonight is just another night in the life of bar whore
And it's closin' time and out the door, she goes with somebody new
Bless his heart, come Monday, he might need to go see his doctor too
'Cause she's seen more dicks than an army doctor
Now, there ain't no tellin' how many times that bitch has been nailed down
She's seen more dicks than an army doctor
Oh yeah, she's screwed every dude in this whole damn town
Yeah, old buddy, she's been around
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