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Part Eight

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A prodigy of privilege with a penchant for penguins Enormous with deformities that are too horrible to mention I was raised in aristocracy hypocrisy's height Claim to be the best people but they're evil defined Born with a silver spoon and a pot made of cobble stones Dodging rocks and bottles addled oddness would have to waddle home It wasn't a model home more like a mansion in novellas The king died of pneumonia now I carry an umbrella My mother was in mourning for what seemed like an age My father left without warning now we're courting a cage Debtors prison's where we're headed if we don't work out a wage All my father left were shadows and daily battles with rage Please excuse my squawking you got me talking for days It's insulting how I'm molting I'm dismayed with malaise All I need's to find a way to put my mom in her grave Revenge is like a fish a cold dish that I crave Yes I waddle and have a beak yes I'm a little bit of freak Yes I happen to have the piece of information that you seek I'm the penguin like to banquet until the platter is vacant Until my foes are all vanquished I keep their bones in my basement There's sheets on all the furniture and dust on all the plates The servants out of service found employment out of state Just my mother and myself and the aviary's tenants It's nice to get acquainted while we both serve our sentence They're birds of every kind they befriend me like a brother Sold to a debt collector the incorrect effect of mother While she's snoring poison's pouring down her gullet it's grand I retreat to live with freaks who like my feet and flipper hands Soon plans is what we're hatching there'll be no catching of this bird One heist to get my brothers back and then it's back to the absurd Children look at me laugh with their mothers looking troubled Love to take a bath in their blood id blow bubbles Squares they like to glare they call me a monstrosity Gotham's not prepared for my plumage nor pomposity I'm honestly honored to lead this collection of curiosities I say we move into the zoo and plot a lot of atrocities Yes I waddle and have a beak yes I'm a little bit of freak Yes I happen to have the piece of information that you seek I'm the penguin like to banquet until the platter is vacant Until my foes are all vanquished I keep their bones in my basement A museum in the city got a finch made of gold A painting that is pretty got a fence and it's sold Used to have a lot of pennies used to have it like the gettys I thought it was my setting but my background gotta go! Eating fishes out a bucket in the background and it's cold That's just the way I like it I can eat a sushi roll Soon I'm robbing Gotham banks every so often calling rank Soon I'm buying my own place it's a front that I control Come and lurk in my lounge! iceberg dead ahead! A legitimate business only my victims in the red I always turn a profit and my currency is info Know everybody's business little birds is my kinfolk I got legit and then I quit and I'm back on the grind I attack it like a mackerel a sack full is fine As time passes me by there's no migration or mate Just my freaks and my birds and a nerd in a cape Yes I waddle and have a beak yes I'm a little bit of freak Yes I happen to have the piece of information that you seek I'm the penguin like to banquet until the platter is vacant Until my foes are all vanquished I keep their bones in my basement