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The Phantom of the Balls
DJ Cummerbund/AC/DC/Andrew Lloyd Webber
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I've got big balls, I've got big balls
They're such big balls dirty big balls
And he's got big balls and she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
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Well I'm rather upper class, high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all
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(Oh) I've got big balls, I've got big balls
They're such big balls and they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls and she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all) (You'll never touch my balls)
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And my balls are always bouncing, my ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again (Oh)
If your name is on the guest list, no one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire (Great balls of fire!)
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I've got big balls, oh, I've got big balls
'N' they're such big balls, dirty big balls
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
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Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough
You're standing tough
But you know that no matter what
You'll never get the chance to touch
My ballz
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Football, Football, I love football
Yes, tres, dos, uno
Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, asshole, son of a bitch
Everybody cuddle, blah I mean huddle
I just stepped in a mud puddle, butthole
Freak, who just tapped on my ass cheek?
Nevermind, let's try quarterback sneak
Cover me, smother me with love that's brotherly
That didn't work, try another play
Hut one, hut two, hut hut, hurry up
I'm reaching up another grown man's butt
Hike the ball, I mean I like Bizarre
But Jesus, he hikes, I think I can feel his balls
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Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough
You're standing tough
But you know that no matter what
You'll never get the chance to touch
My ballz
Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough (ballz, ballz)
You're standing tough
But you know (ballz)
that's not the chorus
Run it back, wrong song, yeah disregard
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Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night
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We've got big balls, we've got big balls
We've got big balls, dirty big balls
He's got big balls, she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
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We got big balls (Yeah)
We got big balls
And I'm just itching to tell you about them (We got big balls)
Oh we had such wonderful fun (Dirty big balls)
(We got big balls) Seafood cocktail (We got big balls)
crabs, crayfish (We got the biggest balls of them all)
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Catch me if you can (Bollocks knackers, bollocks knackers)
but you ain't man enough (Bollocks knackers)
You're standing tough (Bollocks knackers)
But you know that no matter what (Bollocks knackers, bollocks knackers)
You'll never get the chance to touch my ballz (Bollocks knackers, bollocks knackers)
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Catch me if you can (Bollocks knackers, bollocks knackers)
but you ain't man enough (Bollocks knackers)
You're standing tough
But you know that no matter what
You'll never get the chance to touch my ballz
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Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough (ballz, ballz)
You're standing tough (You'll never touch my balls)
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Footballs, they're talking about footballs
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