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the Asskickers' Union

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We are the Asskickerz Union, you and I my dear A kinetic force of nature that our enemies shall fear So let's go out tonight and kiss each other in the cold And talk about how we'll still do it even when we're gross and old I'm not sorry for the stupid things I did when I was young Each mistake was just another step to you I can dream a thousand dreams that won't compare to all the memories We'll make together when our day at work is through Oh honey, I know you're busy But life's been all kinds of extra neat since you've gone out with me Yeah baby, you're really pretty And I swear I'll make time for you if you make time for me I'm coming over Sixty miles an hour I'm coming over I'm coming over Seventy miles an hour I'm coming over Your laughter is a music that puts all my songs to shame Poetic desperation puts me into clichรฉs The awkward rhymes and similes the radio spews ad nauseum But I'll deal with them cause my heart's Something something something your eyes I don't care about the stupid things you did when you were young Or if fine old men gave your heart a bruise I can dream a thousand dreams that won't compare to all the memories We'll make together when our day at work is through I'm coming over Seventy miles an hour I'm coming over I'm coming over Eighty miles an hour I'm coming over You agree that Lady Gaga is an utter Lunatic if I agree Judas is a decent song And we'll ramble on for hours just to watch life move through you And as you smile I know nothing's wrong And all the stupid shit we might have done when we were young Don't even matter if they're the lives we want We'll make a hundred thousand memories and share all of our dreams And let's say at tonight I'm coming over Eighty miles an hour I'm coming over I'm coming over Ninety miles an hour I'm coming over I'm coming over One hundred miles an hour I'm coming over Just got pulled over But as soon as this cop leaves I'm coming home