That Girl Is a Slut
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Alright, hit it
Alright, for all the bitin' MC's
What?
This is the original DMX
To the man Biz Markie (Fake MC)
You start the party wrong, my man (Ugh)
When we start the party we count it off
Can I hear it, can I hear it, can I hear it count off?
(A-one, a-one, two)
Here we go
(A-one, two, a-one, two)
This is the original
(A-one, two, a-one, two)
Oh, boy (One, two)
Is it fresh? (One, two)
Yeah (What, people?)
Who, who? What's your name?
(My name is DMX)
Who am I?
(His name is Just-Ice)
Gettin' busy in the place
(Sir Vicious)
That's right, for all the fake MC's
This is the original
How it goes, with precise, Just-Ice on the mic
Better known as Sir Vicious (Yeah)
And the man on the beat box
Never fess, 'cause he's the best
Come on, give 'em a taste, DMX
Here we go now
Now party people keep it in line, one time
While I hit you in the face with a devastating rhyme (Rhyme)
I hate to be a pest because it is so disgusting
To stop DMX and stomp the interrupting (She's a slut)
He doesn't care, he'll just ignore me
Then say, "Oh, that shit just bores me"
Well, pardon me (What?)
Well, don't break (What is it?)
I'm gonna tell you about this girl who paid me a visit (She's a slut)
I was all alone, there was a knock at my door
Then I fell over my shoes as I tripped across the floor
Walked across the floor, then I stumbled over floor
Then I grabbed the door, looked through the peephole
When I saw her I was stunned with shock
Then I said, "This slut is gonna suck my cock" (Oh, no)
I opened up, I said, "Come on in, Miss
Give me your coat, no, I don't wanna kiss" (She's a slut)
Thinkin' to myself over once again
Who knows where the fuck her lips been (Your mouth)
This girl is a slut
She got crabbies up her butt
She got a smelly little cunt that's loaded with funk
And, um, boogers hangin' off her butt (She's a slut)
Now I have to do it all over again
Interrupt Ben to get his word in
Ben, I know you're gettin' it and don't wanna stop (That's right)
But here's how she just licked my cock
She swallowed it, inch by inch
She swallowed it but it did not pinch
She swallowed every inch of it down
She took the juice and she tossed it around
She didn't even make the slightest frown
I said, "Let's do it over," and she said, "I'm down"
Now you know what I'm up against
This lunatic idiot with not one drop of sense
I said, "Buff the knob, 'cause that's what this potential"
So just for the record, keep her name confidential
I did things that I never did before
I stroked her standing up then put her neck on the floor
Fucked her on the sink then I dicked her in the bed
Then I fucked the bitch just standing on her head
His tits love her low where she didn't utter
Pussy kinda cautious, she used nine rubbers
Hit it
This girl is a slut
She got crabbies up her butt
She got a smelly little cunt that's loaded with funk
And, um, boogers hangin' off her nasty butt
I was out cold, but when I came to
I looked at my clock, it read 3:22
I rubbed my eyes, I washed out the sleep
Then I read it once again, it said 5:43
I thought, "Oh, no, what is going on?"
Got to get the freak out before the early morn
I told her, "Wake up because it is time to leave"
She said, "Wait a damn minute, 'cause I'm still half 'sleep"
Oh, no, rise and shine, move your behind
I'll bash you if I have to, to keep you in line
The party is through, thanks for doing me a favor
Here's your coat, there's the door, goodbye, see you later
I slammed the door, I locked it quick
And then I said, "Phew, glad to get rid of that bitch" (Ugh)
Cleaned up my house with no more delay
Took the sheets off the bed and threw them right away
I aired out my room, then I mopped up the floor
I washed out the sink, disinfect the toilet bowl
Then I told all my friends, they all just laughed
I said, "I'll be Goddamned, I'm not catchin' any crabs
Or herpes, or them nasty little AIDS goin' around"
Hit it
This girl is a slut
She got crabbies up her butt (She's a slut)
She got a smelly little cunt that's loaded with funk
And, um, boogers hangin' off her butt
Alright, y'all, that's it
How we do it in the place to be
So original and precise
With the one they call Sir Vicious, Just-Ice tonight
On the mic for your pleasure
Because it is a treasure and you never can measure