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I'm A Professional
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I'm going to tell you something
You know the legend of the baseball playing
Traveling baseball playing kid who can change the world
The one who is uh foretold to come to this town and change everything (That's right, that's right)
And for you, your reign would be toppled should they arrive
That's right
Yeah I've heard of it
Well, I'm gonna tell you more about it
Ok
A very very long time ago
A legend was foretold
This was when I was younger
But now, now I'm old (That's right)
And here's the thing
Back in the day the sky was blue not green (That's true)
And I said my destiny is to be a woman who is me
But there's one person who can foil it all
A baseball playing girl
They, she
Will foil my plans to take over the world
I've been writing these down (You better write)
Because I'm a professional (Good)
I've been writing these down, every evil plan that you have said
Tell me about the evil plan that's in your head
The legend says that this girl (Right)
She who will play ball (That's true, yeah)
But she needs to be on a field that's green not dusty at all
Right a baseball field traditionally
Right but here's the thing
She must also play her game in light (Right)
So I'm building this tower as high is it goes
And it represents my might
You're gonna tear her down (Tear her down)
'Cause you're a professional (I'm a professional)
And tear down a hero is what professional villains do (That's right)
You're gonna tear her down
'Cause you're a professional (I'm a professional)
And Pinocchio will be right there assisting you (That's right)
Oh you tear her down
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