I'm a Werewolf (Unfortunately)
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So things are going quite well with us
But truth be told I got a secret
I was in two minds if I should tell yas
But it think it might affect our plans for the weekend
Unfortunately I'm a werewolf (howl)
Yeah pretty soon I'm gonna turn into a sort of weird dog
(big freaky dog)
So regrettably your going to have to be careful
(exercise caution)
It would be a good idea to lock me in a big metal box
If you're able to source one
The good news is I get real buff
Like I get big arms and pecs and stuff
The bad news is my breath gets worse and
I don't at all resemble a person
It's a real inconvenience being taxonomically heterogenous
And I know that although you're really a cat person
I'm just hoping that to canines you don't have a big aversion
I'm a werewolf (howl)
It's just once a month but it's a pain in the arse (pain in the arse)
Basically every time a moon is bare full (when the moon's bare full)
We have to go through this whole merry farce
I'm sick of it