I Don't Want No 'Sparagus
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I don't want no asparagus
I don't want no asparagus
I'd rather drink a bucket full of pus
'Cause I don't want no asparagus
I'd rather take a long trip on a bus
'Cause I don't want no asparagus
Yeah, I hear that word and I wanna cuss
'Cause I don't want no asparagus
I don't want no...
No fuss, no muss, no asparagus
Yeah, I don't want no asparagus
(I don't want no asparagus)
It makes your pee smell like the back of a bus
I don't want no asparagus
Well, I'd rather marry a guy named Gus
And he... I don't want no asparagus
I don't want no asparagus
I don't want no asparagus, yeah!
Yeah, shoot me in the face with a blunderbuss
But I don't want no asparagus
I'd rather run away and join the circus
'Cause I don't want no asparagus
(I don't want no asparagus)
Just one topic I ain't gonna discuss
I don't want no asparagus
(I don't want no asparagus)
I'd rather dress up like Ziggy Stardust
'Cause I don't want no asparagus
I don't want no asparagus!