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Ching Chang Chong
Rucka Rucka Ali, DJ Not Nice
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Oh, hello, please
You can call me DJ Not Nice
I run a dry cleaning service in Detroit
You want black belt? Ten dollar cash
No ticket, no laundry
Here we go
(Ching-chang-chong), oh, yeah
(Ching-chang-chong), I smack a bitch if I have to tell her twice
(Ching-chang-chong, ching-chang-chong)
Here we go, everybody (ching-chang-chong)
Help me sing this song (ching-chang-chong)
Rucka Rucka Ali (ching-chang-chong)
Number one in USA (ching-chang-chong)
I talk like ching-chang-chong, you walk into my store
Say, hurry up and buy, this is America!
They call me Jackie Chan, I come here from Japan
I talk like ching-chang-chong, welcome sing my song!
Here we go now
I got that How U Cow, I give you eggroll now
Don't care if you want steak, I give you by mistake
You want some won-ton soup? I give you egg-drop! Oops!
I talk like ching-chang-chong, don't fuck with Viet-Kong!
With my ninja-supplies, I catch you by surprise
I throw my ninja dagger, hit you between the eyes
I cook my Black Eyed Peas while the black guy pees
Please, wear a black tie, please, I tell the black guy "Peace!"
I use my kung-fu grip to slap your bitch's tits
My people come to your village and tear your heart to bits
I teach you tai-kwan-do, you come to my condo
I cook up crack you smoke, you think I be some joke?
If you think I'm Chinese, I be like "Ninja please!"
My people come from China, but we not from Beijing
We won Olympic Games, because you whimps can't play
My people wear diapers, no time for bathroom breaks
Ching-chong
Ninjas in the place, do the ching-chang-chong
Throw your nunchucks in the air
Rucka-like sideways vagina
Call me DJ Not Nice, I eat no food but rice
Ancient Korean recipe, I get from Jesus Christ (Jesus Christ)
Have you achieved the Zen? I give you two-for-ten
We drink two Heineken, I be your Chinese friend
You bitches grind on me, but not if you Taiwanese
I make you bitches cry with cream of some young guy
I eat my Ramen cup, where did my mom end up?
I left her in Tokyo, those Filipino sluts!
I don't like Kim Jung Ill, he tried to get me kill
He fire blank missiles, all up close in my grill
Wait! Who just bombed Detroit? The city's been destroyed!
It was the Japanese, hello, remember me?
Motherfuckers in this bitch!
Do the ching-chang-chong!
Yeah!
(Ching-chang-chong), it would be great honor
To enter every vagina in this party (ching-chang-chong, ching-chang-chong)
I have been a disgrace to my father (ching-chang-chong, ching-chang-chong)
For every vagina, I have not entered by force (ching-chang-chong, ching-chang-chong)
Open Sesame seed Chicken (ching-chang-chong, ching-chang-chong)
Crowded elevator smell different to midget (ching-chang-chong, ching-chang-chong)
Confucius say (ching-chang-chong, ching-chang-chong)
You ever see Ninja Turtle movie? (Ching-chang-chong, ching-chang-chong)
I was the third Clansman (ching-chang-chong, ching-chang-chong)
What Clansman? Ah, it's way better