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A Secretary Is Not a Toy
Paul Reed
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Gentlemen
Gentlemen
A secretary is not a toy
No, my boy
Not a toy
To fondle and dandle
And playfully handle
In search of some puerile joy
No, a secretary is not
Definitely not a toy
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You're absolutely right, Mr. Bratt
We wouldn't have it any other way, Mr. Bratt
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It's a company rule, Mr. Bratt
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A secretary is not a toy
No, my boy
Not a toy
So do not go jumping for joy, oy!
A secretary is not
A secretary is not
A secretary is not a toy
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A secretary is not to be
Used for play therapy
Be good to the girl you employ, boy
Remember, no matter what
You got to cover your gut
A secretary is not a toy
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She's a highly specialized key component
Of operational unity
A fine and sensitive mechanism
To serve the office community
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With a mother at home she supports
(And you'll find nothing like her at FAO Schwartz)
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A secretary is not a pet
Nor an erector set
It happened to Johnny McCoy
Boy, they fired him like a shot
The day the fella forgot
A secretary is not a toy
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A secretary is not a toy
And when you put 'er to use
Observe, when you put her to use
That you don't find the name "Lionel"
On her caboose
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A secretary is not a thing
Wound by key, pulled by string
Her pad is to write in
And not spend the night in
If that's what you plan to enjoy
No!
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The secretary you got
Is definitely not
Employed to do a good lot
For you know what
Before you jump for joy
Remember this, my boy
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A secretary is not
A tinker toy!
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