I KEEP MY DICK IN A BOX - Single Version
Joey Lebron
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Yo I got Labowski and Dylan
(Hi)
Boutta sing a song about dicks in boxes
Goes like this, uh, yo
Alright stop
Collaborate and listen
I got a box and I'm boutta put my dick in
Fuck you
If you hate it then fight me
It feels so good, I be doin this nightly
Will I ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Gimme a box and I'll go
Dick in a box I got my cock in the cardboard
Knock of ya socks, I'm making sure that you're not bored
Dick
Some call it a peen
If I send you a pic don't leave me on seen
It's a fighter
Cuz my dick is always boxin (Muhammad Ali)
It's also hard yall know that it's rockin
Dick in a box right next to the pizza
Who can stay in longer? You know that I'll beat ya
Just like my shoes gotta always have socks
I always gotta have my dick in a box
I keep my dick in a box
Keep it in now, do it for the win now
I keep my dick in a box
You know I gotta keep it in now
I keep my dick in a box, box, box
I keep my dick in a box
You know I gotta keep it in now
My dick is so nice like it's got it's own armor
My momma approves just because it doesn't harm her
Yeah, cuz she knows that no one's seen this
No one's ever been this crazy bout a penis
OHHHHH
My willy's in a cube
To enter smooth you gotta use a lotta lube
Use a lotta lube
It's wrapped up but not with a condom
I love my square heaven where I got no problems
The only issue is when the ladies try to get in
But it's okay I just shoot 'em with my eleven (bang bang)
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 boxes but my dicks in one (OH)
Dick in a box, dick in a box, dick in a box, dick!
You're lying if you're thinking it's not thinking it's not sick
Got a boner and i put it in a block
The connection is electric
It's giving me a shock, it's my cock yo
Stop bro!
Cuz my dicks in there
You're tryna open up the box I'm doing tricks in there
Watching movies it's got it's own flicks in there
Teaching it karate it's doing some kicks in there
Yo it's catching all the bodies getting chicks in there
It's got insects like spiders and some ticks in there
And during sex it's wild like it kissed a bear
Now we gotta switch the beat up and fix the snare
Yo
You know I gotta keep my dick in a box, yeah
You know I gotta put my cock in a cube, yeah
Gotta use a lot of lube now, yeah
Gotta use a lot of lube
I stick it in so slick like a fox
I only win with my dick in a box