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The Story of Home Alone
The Gregory Brothers
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Kevin has bad parents
They leave him and go to Paris
He's so happy, very glad he's
All alone, no one to whine
Shoots a BB gun, sleds the stairs for fun
Sees a naked lady for the first time
Shaves his face and
Shoplifts
Watches gangster films and
Eats chocolate
But he gets distracted
From his fun
By two mean criminals
Who are very dumb
There's John Candy in a van, he's
Travelling with his polka band
Sees what's happening to poor Catherine
O'Hara and gives her a hand
Little does she know that her effort's so
Pointless and won't save any time
Her family will arrive concurrently
With a direct flight
Harry and Marv are
So dumb
Can't tell real people
From mannequins
Soon they realise
That he's alone
But they don't know that
He's booby trapped his home
Bash their heads with paint cans (in the face)
Heat the doorknob and scald their hands (feels great)
Burn their head with a blowtorch (that hurts)
Make them slip and fall on the icy porch (little jerk)
Precious moments (precious moments)
Brutal violence (so violent)
Pure and blameless (blameless)
Holy child
Leave some nails to step on (tetanus)
Shoot Harry right in the dong (in the dong)
Creepy neighbour saves the day (secret Santa)
Bashing their faces (bash their faces)
They get arrested (they get arrested)
Should have just called the cops
In the first place
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