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Sweaty Betty
Macc Ladds
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Well she wore big knickers and she worked on sewage farms
I got my hand down her jeans and I nearly lost half me arms
After 10 pints, she looked like this
Couldn't wait to get me hands on her flabby tits
Sweaty Betty! Sweaty Betty!
So I said slap that and ride the ripples
I've just gotta get me gob round her greasy nipples
She had a massive arse and sweaty breasts
38C she were a mound of flesh
Sweaty Betty! She eats a lot of pies
Sweaty Betty! She's got enormous thighs
Sweaty Betty! Have you smelt her breath?
Sweaty Betty! She'd crush a man to death
And I knew that she wanted me for t'shagger
So I stabbed her gut with me mutton dagger
I couldn't believe the size of her bump
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrums
Sweaty Betty! Sweaty Betty! Sweaty Betty! Sweaty Betty!
And I've seen her body since day o' her born
But you know me, I'll shout out this porn
Sweaty Betty! She eats a lot of chips
Sweaty Betty! She's got massive tits
Sweaty Betty! She's got a huge vagina
Sweaty Betty! You'd better bust inside her
Sweaty Betty! She's so obscene
Sweaty Betty! Three tons of margarine
Sweaty Betty! She's like a lump of lard
Sweaty Betty! She makes me willy hard
Sweaty Betty!