A State Of Trance Year Mix 2018 Intro- License To DJ
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Hi, um, hello, I'm Armin Van Buuren, um, I've come to, uh-
Yes, yes, Mr. Van Buuren, I know who you are. Take the second
Door on the left, room 138. The board are waiting for you there
Oh, okay then
Then he grabs the vinyl, throws it up in
The air, and shoots it with his 12-bore!
Ahem, Mr. Van Boring...
Uh, Van Buuren
Yes, uh, please excuse my honorable colleague, Mr
Van Bird Ring, yeah, jolly good. I understand that
You're here to renew your license to DJ, is that right?
Yes, sir, that is correct
Just to make sure you're up to scratch, we'll need
To ask you a few questions, do you understand?
Oh, yes, absolutely
So tell me, Mr. Van Buuren, how many selfies should one take
With other top DJs and pop stars while doing a live set?
Well, it depends on how many of my mates turn up, I guess?
Oh, we've got a Mr. Popular on our hands, have we?
Oh, dear
Hmm, how many mashups should you play during a main stage
Festival set in the space of 30 minutes? Now, be careful
How you answer this, as your own mashups are included
Uh, 20 or 30?
Not going too well for you, is it, Mr. Van Buuren? But I am
Rooting for you. Ahem, so, how many records should you have
In a row that contains the vocal "Get your f- hands up"?
Mmm, let me think...
Don't faff around, sir, we haven't got all
Day. Some of us have a golf game to attend
Uh, 40?
Indeed. So, how much of one's own
Merch should one wear at their own gig?
I don't know, a t-shirt and a cap, perhaps?
Okay, Mr. Van Boring, uh, Bird Ring, uh, I mean, Buuren, now
That concludes the verbal interview, uh, hasn't gone the best
Has it? Maybe you could redeem yourself and delight us with
A mix. Uh, I trust you brought it for us to listen to, sir?
Of course, may I?
Oh, you most certainly can, Mr. Van Buuren