Knock Knock
Hunter
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A night with the boys, going out and making noise
Running a muck and getting drunk, that's one of my joys
But with a girlfriend; don't get to do it too often
And all my crew is accusing me of being soft
It's about time i showed em exactly how its done
I rung up my mate and said let's go have some fun
Boys only, we'll leave the girls at home
He said "yeah" and i hung up the telephone
For the next stage of this delicate operation
I rung up my bird and gave her this explanation
"i wanna get pissed with the fellahs is that cool?"
She said "cool" and i said "cool
I'm pissed s a cricket hangin out with my mates
I haven't seen them for ages catching up with them is great
It's getting late so i start to debate
Should i call her up? naah... i'll just wait
About 2 o'clock everybodies going home and i'm horny
I find myself alone, will she still be awake? hmm i'm not sure
I'll surprise her i'll go knocking at her door
I jump into a taxi and catch it to her house
I sneak around the back i'm as quiet as a mouse
I dont wanna have to wake her housemate up
And i'm really looking forward to a late night fuck
I knock quietly at first it didn't arouse her
So i started knocking louder
Then at last through the window i see her
And she says "Hunter what the hell you doing here?"
I go "Hey baby yeah i really missed ya,
open the door because i wanna kiss ya"
She says "Oh c'mon it's really late,
i have to work nd i have to get up at eight"
She was making excuses i could see it in her eye
I started getting agro, said "What's she got to hide"
And then all of a sudden came a deep voice from a room
"Hey babe you coming back to bed soon?"
The worst thing it was, was one of my friends
And i couldn't believe that i couldn't depend
I said 'You better shift, because i know where you live
You can have the whore and i'll be knockin at your door"
A couple of days later i was feeling better
I thought throwing a party now that
would be a clever way to meet girls
So i spread the word and everybody heard was gonna be suburb
I had to fridges packed to the max with piss
I bought a stash for later and a little bit of wizz
Invited every chick from here to Girrawheen
And all the perth heads from the hip hop scene
I was keen and i was dressed to impress
There were heaps of people and the chicks were fresh
I fucking blessed by the company of this chick
She started getting drunk so i had to get in quick
I moved away in to a quiet spot
The next thing i know at the door there is a knock
BAM and i don't know who they are
But my mate comes to tell me there are more in the cars out the front
And next thing you know
There are more cunts here than at a hilltop hoods show
And in the confusion i lost that chick
And everytime the fucking door knocks i would cut sick!