Grandpa
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Looking at those shapes Imma get a boner
I can feel those shining rocks are making me a stoner
Sun glasses help me not to go to jail
I'm acting like I'm just sitting here reading my mails but
I'm really just rubbing my old book against my end
You think that I'm a bad pervert but don't you know
Grandpa's just taking a walk
You need to be taking account that I've been
Working all my life without a day off
Mining just for gold and silver
You can't take it off me
But you sure can make it on me
So please I'm old it's hard to get a bone
So you must let me enjoy whatever i see up here
Grandpa's just looking at me
He can't take his eyes off me
Hide your back from him
How'd you laugh of him
Grandpa's just taking out his dick
And you can tell it ain't thick
Aaaaah
I really don't regret retiring
What could I ask more than just
Walking on the beaches and looking out for peaches
I'm fucking miserable
I don't even love my wife anymore
Actually she doesn't either
Anyway
What the fuck is she looking at????
(let's talk about Grandma)
Come and touch at my wrinkled old dermis
I can't wait to feel something different than my piss
My husband doesn't really need to know
I'm acting like I'm sitting here watching a show but
I'll be the best of all the chest you will ever test
You think that I'm a but partner but don't you know
Grandma is just here to tan
You need to be taking account that I've been
Cooking all my life without a day off
Only just for kids and grandpa
You can't take it off me
But I sure can jump on that tree
So please I'm old it's hard to get a hold
So you must let me enjoy whatever you got down here
Grandma's just looking at me
She can't take her eyes off me
Hide your back from her
How'd you laugh of her
Grandma's just taking out your dick
And she can play a damn trick
(Sexyphone solo)
Grandpa's just looking at me
He can't take his eyes off me
Hide your back from him
How'd you laugh of him
Grandpa's just taking out his dick
And you can tell it ain't thick
Grandma's just looking at me
She can't take her eyes off me
Hide your back from her
How'd you laugh of her
Grandma's just taking out your dick
And she can play a damn trick