Dirt Finger
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Iโve got one finger that I use for any task that involves touching a surface that the general public has
Such as pedestrian crossings, when I need to get off the bus or selecting from those big screens at fast food restaurants
I got a Dirt finger
Itโs a sacrificial digit
If a buttonโs looking suspect then Iโll push that button with it
Toilet doors are unhygienic
I donโt think twice, I donโt quiz it
I just use my dirt finger then touch nothing else with it
Gotta be careful, thereโs a risk of unplanned contamination
Never finger your eyeball with your dirt digit designation
Keep that little fella primed, itโs your grubby flesh stylus
If you put it in your mouth youโll get gastroenteritis
Dirt finger
No other use for a pinky
I call any elevator, no concern for bacilli
If I want to have a sandwich, Iโll just point it to the sky
Just gotta keep it away from those eyes